Breaks all the teapots

of-hats-and-tea:

regius-sin:

I THOUGHT WE PASSED THIS STAGE??? WONDERLAND WHY…WHY?

GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING TO TACO BELL 

"uaaaah— i feel so full!!!!!11!!" kawaii sugoi desu taco-chan cries while his skin is covered with salsa and ketchup "l-let’s do it once again" he whispers while trying to recover his breath

innocence-among-sin:

madasahare:

♟|| “It’s all my fault… It’s all my fault… It’s all my fault…” Whispers. Oh my Wonderland, Hare, you horrible hare. How can you even sleep at night knowing that you destroyed an entire family of innocent teapots. 

   ღ;; “H-hare…” Yes, she knows his name, after countless tea parties with Hatter, the names are stuck in her head. “I.. could try and glue Hatter mcswag Junior back together if you want me too.”

♟|| "I will forever remember it— the sound of him breaking. The tea all over the table. His cries for help while the Spoon and the Knife watch their friend die, knowing that they can’t help. Miss Butter stares at the young teapot with a heart breaking look in her eyes. It will be forever in my memory. I can’t forget it. Hatter will never forgive me." 

(Source: of-hats-and-tea)

of-hats-and-tea:

madasahare:

♟|| “H-Hatter McSwag Junior—?”

♟|| “OH MY WONDERLAND HATTER MCSWAG JUNIOR DON’T GO TO THE LIGHT DON’T GO TO THE LIGHT I AM SO SORRY SO SORRY I HOPE ONE DAY YOU WILL FORGIVE ME—” Insert tears here and there.

Hatter will just stare at the broken pieces that were once Hatter McSwag Junior. A  tired sigh passes his lips as he sits down on the table-a solemn look all over his face.

“He is gone. He will never come back again..” Another sigh. “Hare—you shall not be forgiven fer this! YOU MURDERED HIM! YER LIKE DORMY ONLY WORSE CAUSE YA KILLED MY FAVORITE TEAPOT! FAVORITE TEAPOT!”

♟|| "I shall never forget him. A great friend and a beloved teapot. Mary Steam and Clockwork Paul shall miss him." Still looking to Hatter McSwag Junior’s broken pieces, the March Hare can’t help but cry. How dare him. He is a horrible hare and needs to be punished. Hare felt his heart breaking in a million pieces— he will forever miss that teapot. A beautiful teapot. Full of swag. Hatter swag.

innocence-among-sin:

madasahare:

♟|| “H-Hatter McSwag Junior—?”

♟|| “OH MY WONDERLAND HATTER MCSWAG JUNIOR DON’T GO TO THE LIGHT DON’T GO TO THE LIGHT I AM SO SORRY SO SORRY I HOPE ONE DAY YOU WILL FORGIVE ME—” Insert tears here and there.

♟|| "It’s all my fault… It’s all my fault… It’s all my fault…" Whispers. Oh my Wonderland, Hare, you horrible hare. How can you even sleep at night knowing that you destroyed an entire family of innocent teapots. 

(Source: of-hats-and-tea)

rest in peace hatter mcswag junior

you were an amazing teapot and a beloved friend who accompanied us in various mad tea parties

and survived dormy’s attempts of murder

you shall be missed

of-hats-and-tea:

madasahare:

♟|| “Thanks for the cake.” Mission accomplished!

Throws more cake at him—eventually swings a tea-pot at him but realizes too late that its one of the Grand Pink Teapots children. Well shit.

“Noooo!!! This wasn’t supposed to ‘appen!…I despise this world. My Tea pot! Look what ya did Marchy! Ya break everythin’!” Yep, casually blaming the Hare for everything.

♟|| "H-Hatter McSwag Junior—?"

♟|| "OH MY WONDERLAND HATTER MCSWAG JUNIOR DON’T GO TO THE LIGHT DON’T GO TO THE LIGHT I AM SO SORRY SO SORRY I HOPE ONE DAY YOU WILL FORGIVE ME—" Insert tears here and there.

regius-sin:

madasahare:

♟|| “… Tea?”

“…Cake.”

♟|| "Strawberry cake for today. Hatter’s choice."

of-hats-and-tea:

madasahare:

♟||  March Hare spies a lonely Hatter in the Mad Tea Party table.

♟||  Preparing attack …

♟|| “UAAAAAAAARGH!”

Eyes go wide from the sudden loud noise and the mad man promptly jumps on the table-evading the crazy hare’s attack. Bending down he grabbed a plate filled with cake and threw it at his friend. “YER INSANE! ‘AVE SOME CAKE TO CALM DOWN!”

♟|| "Thanks for the cake." Mission accomplished!